concept no.1.

i am trying to gather all my thoughts, ideas, facts, and figures for Sweet Sassafras, my most audacious adventure yet! by pulling everything together in an organized fashion, i hope it not only makes perfect sense to me, but for when i ask a bank for millions upon billions of buck to fund my dream, it makes complete and perfect sense to them.

i asked a friend of mine, Jon Sukarangsan of FortuneCookie Press, to help me out with taking the vision i have in my head and putting it out for everyone to see, exam, and understand... since i don't have time to hone up on my stellar sketching skills (ROFL)... and this is what he and i came up with as concept no. 1. it's only the rough so bare that in mind. i will update as we move along.

sweet sassafras concept no. 1

i'm pretty much over the moon about it. with a few changes here and there... it's going to be perfection!

p.s. by the way, honest thoughts, comments, and concerns would be lovely!

and she WALKED away.

sister no. 2 was in an accident a little less than two weeks ago. she literally crawled her way out the window and walked away... a little dazed and a little confused but she was walking. holy hell!

all the things i want...

i would like a do over on my weekend so that i could spend it at the downs with the ladies.

no clue, whatsoever.

i've been searching around for something special... and i have no clue, AT ALL, what i'm doing. but that's the fun part!

all the things i buy....

after weeks of trying to find a dress to the black tie event mentioned below, i made a few phone calls to gather the censuses of what the other guest would be wearing and found that a lot of the ladies would be sporting the cocktail attire. (whew! thank goodness!) so i ran out on friday and the first dress i tried on, this silk jacquard dress from white house|black market, was a ringer!!

10+ years.

Lynn Wedding 2000

while sitting in the ballroom of the Hotel Galvez this weekend, watching my lovely friend, Matter, dance the night away with her new groom, i realized that my oldest friend, emily, and i have been in that very same ballroom once, twice... maybe even three times before. i thumbed through some pictures this morning and found a picture of she and i that was taken almost 10 years ago in that very same ballroom. though em and i have been friends since 1993, the past 10 years of our lives have been a steadfast test of our friendship... i think we're doing pretty well.

Matter Wedding 2008

Stop! In the name of The Domain!

mayday.

i am about to fall face first into my keyboard.

all the things i buy...

you bet your pet loving heart i bought john paul mitchell pet products and i love them! correction, i love using them on my pets. not on me. and i'm sure they could care less with what is lathered up on them while they stand frozen like they just stepped in smelly green chucky goo with an expression that says 'get me the f out of here right now, mom!'

anyhow. the wipes are the best! there is a formula for the ears and eyes, which is perfect for mr. gauger gaugerton. a formula for paws. and a formula for teeth. the oatmeal conditioning spray is great for adding a little moisture to dried out pet skin and a freshening up between baths.

all products are tear free and natural which is a MUST. Tested on Human First!

yay me!! IV

day: 28
cokes consumed: 2...make that 3. i'm headed to the vending machine right now.
ciggies smoked: 11 {from prior weeks} , 1{ this week}
lbs lost: ?? {i haven't stepped on the scale in 7 days... it can't be good}

all the things i want...

so, i know what you gonna say... but still. i think it would be so much fun!
vroom vroom, bitches.

my bad.

i totally forgot to post yesterday. i'll try to catch up. so don't get offended if i have like eighteen post today. and just so you are aware, my hair smells pretty.

say what?

who: jessica s.

said what: i'm sorry. i wasn't paying attention. i was making love to my taco.

in regards to: torchys taco.

all the things i buy...

since i mentioned clocks earlier, i thought i would boast about the best clock ever!

ok... i started typing a long list of why this clock is awesome and then realized... it's an effing CLOCK! so at the off chance i haven't made myself look like a total gadget nerd, which i am thanks to my father, i am bowing out of this post as of right now.

turk turk.

when he knows that he has done wrong, he hides in the laundry room... the door was shut with the basket in front. he's trying to hide from me. i think, he thinks he's camouflaged. and maybe if he put his paw over his eyes, i won't see him.